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@ishecooking

Cleanse the trenches.

Is he cooking, or is he larping?

Free, for anyone. If we don’t track them yet, the Receipt says so.

The Head Chef wiping down the pass

The trenches are dirty.

Some callers are in before they post. Some are paid and don’t say so. Some claim a history their account doesn’t have.

You can’t tell who’s cooking and who’s larping from a timeline. So we check what they post against the record.

Sure he did.

A screenshot isn’t a ticket. The chef prices the call from the first full minute after it was posted. That’s when you could actually buy.

The Head Chef, unimpressed by a screenshot

Nobody votes. The tape decides.

No reviews. No vouches. No points. A Receipt is built from what the caller posted and what their profile says — the same checks for everyone. Each Receipt also says how much price history we could check.

What gets checked

TG funnel
Recent posts that keep pushing you to Telegram, the DMs or the replies, with no CA.
Bio vs. account age
A bio that dates itself to 2009–2013 (“since 2013”, “BTC whale 2011”) on an X account opened less than three years ago. Their history may be real and on another account; the Receipt shows both dates.
Brag, no CA
Two or more recent posts bragging 10x or more — “it did 20x”, or a market-cap climb like “100k → 1m” — with no contract address we could match.

What a Receipt says

  • Still cookingPosts and profile checked. None fired. Too few calls to judge their tickets? It says how many.
  • Send backA check fired on recent posts or the profile. The evidence is on the Receipt. It is not a judgement of the person.
  • No ticket check yetOn the Book, but a check it needs could not run yet. It says what’s missing. Not a pass.
  • Not on the BookWe don’t track them yet. The Receipt says so instead of guessing.
The Head Chef reading a ticket through a loupe

House rules.

We grade callers, so we get graded too.

  1. No name-calling. Flags and evidence.
  2. No pretend numbers. No pretend trades.
  3. “We don’t know yet” is an answer.
  4. Nobody votes. The tape decides.
  5. No quiet money. If it’s paid, it says so.
  6. Wrong? Show us. We re-check in public.
  7. Catch us breaking one: send us back.
The Head Chef holding up a ticket

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